Chihuahua* Jokes

[Affray]

Here is where to put all your best dumb chihuahua* jokes.

Heres a good one.

Picture a four way road, an intersection if you will. There is a new 100 dollar bill sitting in the middle of the intersection. At the end of one road is a dumb chihuahua*, at the end of the second is a smart chihuahua*, at the end of the third road is the easter bunny, and at the ned of the final road is sant claus. Who will get to the 100 dollar bill first?

If you guessed the dumb chihuahua* then you are right, because the other three are fictional characters.

*This has been modified by Masterette of Chicken

[Masterette of Chicken]

A. One of my best friends is a blond, and she knows more than me.
B. Blonde jokes can be offensive
C. Why don't we change this from dumb blonde jokes to dumb chihuahua jokes? I won't change the joke itself, just the subject.
D. NO one likes chihuahuas in here, right?

[Darth Tremein]

Right.
"Yo quiro Taco Bell. "
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]SHADDUP![/glow][/shadow]
*Chihuahua explodes in a cloud of oregano*

That is only mere fraction of my power.
Spammers beware.

[Affray]

Hey I used to be blonde and I dont mind people making fun of me. The joke loses some kick when there arent blondes in it, but oh well. I will just have to start ripping on chihuahuas more.

By the way Tremein, very impressive display of power. I peed a little when I read that post.

[Darth Tremein]

From fear or laughter?


We could always fall back upon
So an <ethnic> walks into a bar...
An iron bar. Ouch.
So <ethnic> go in and sits down with a red head.
No body. Just <ethnic's> head.

[Masterette of Chicken]

A chihuahua walks out of the store and sees her friend. "Wow!"exclaims chihuahua one.

"What?" Her friend, the one who stayed outside, chihuahua two, asks.

"Guess what? For ordering something different, they gave me money!"

"Really?"

"Yup."

"Why?"

" I don't know, but a heck of a lot of people got something different today. "

"Did they call it something specific when they gave you the money or did they just call it a prize?"


"Yes, they called it 'change' , right after I handed him a 100 dollar bill."

[Darth Tremein]

I don't get that one.

A drunken chihuahua is standing outside looking up at the sky.

A second chihuahua stumbles into the first.

FIRST CHIHUAHUA: It shure is a beyootifull night. Lookit that moon.
SECOND CHIHUAHUA: (slightly less inebriated) That's no moon you drunken idiot! That's the sun!

So they argue for severl minutes until a third chihuahua comes ambling out of the pub.

SECOND CHIHUAHUA: Help us out here buddy. Is that the moon or the sun?
THIRD CHIHUAHUA: I dunno, I ain't from around here.

[Affray]

It so randomly non-sensical it is funny. Chihuahuas dont care what the sun or moon look like. But I would like to see a bunch of dogs getting hammered at a bar.

[bev1693]

affray said:

It so randomly non-sensical it is funny. Chihuahuas dont care what the sun or moon look like. But I would like to see a bunch of dogs getting hammered at a bar.

Awwwww, why did you say that?

[Affray]

Because it is true. I didnt mean it in a mean way, and im sure Tremein wasnt trying to make a whole lot of sense there. It was funny though, and that is the point of a joke, so mission accomplished on his part. All is now good in the world.

[Darth Tremein]

I told that joke on NerdTests with nachos, but I changed it to chihuahuas for this thread.

[Affray]

Yeah I never saw the other one on NerdTests. i havent really been around there all that long.

[sipidy]

[glow=red,2,300][/glow]Hmm. What did the ham say to the salmon?
Nothing ham doest talk.[glow=red,2,300][/glow]